The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc

Umpiring standards, AFL media close-in on Vossy, an interim CEO for the interim CEO

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Umpiring standards have never been better....? 
- An interim CEO for the interim CEO 
- Why racing can't be critical of itself 
- BETR odds update with Matty Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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AFL's week of Gibberish, Breaking 2 hours in the marathon, Showdown time

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Bad week for Greg Swann and the AFL
- Paul Guerra sacked, the reasons why? 
- Doc joined KB at the footy last Friday night
- INTERVIEW: Matt Primus; Port Adelaide legend - Thanks to Tobin Brothers Funerals
- INTERVIEW: Steve Moneghetti; Australia's greatest marathoner - Thanks to Tobin Brothers Funerals
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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KB's visit to the circus, McRae revolutionising the game, Rocca's Anzac Day reflections

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- KB paid a visit to the circus on the weekend
- Goat racing once was a real thing in Melbourne
- Carlton's handling of Elijah Hollands, Zak Butters cleared at the tribunal
- INTERVIEW: Saverio Rocca; 9-goals on Anzac Day - Thanks to Tobin Brothers Funerals
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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Butters Foot in his mouth, the games oldest rivalry, time honoured racing at Mornington

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Nick Daicos plays his 100th game tonight
- Recapping The Masters
- Zak Butters v Nick Foot, the greatest beat-up in the game
- INTERVIEW: Peter McKenna; Collingwood's legendary full-forward, thanks to Tobin Brothers Funerals
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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Brownless' apology to KB who's very much alive, Doc's pumped about the Demons

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Melbourne should be in premiership discussions
- Which club is more cast - Essendon or Carlton?
- We take a look at the games in Gather Round
- INTERVIEW: Billy Brownless; Geelong's most underrated forward
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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No one more watchable than Kozzie, how KB discovered Kylie, Michael Tuck's time at Hawthorn

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Is Kozzie Pickett the most watchable player in the game right now? 
- Do opposition clubs realise who Nick Daicos is? 
- GWS are making handballing fun again, or are they?
- INTERVIEW: Michael Tuck; Former AFL/VFL games record holder
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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Nick Daicos can leave Collingwood, a not-so-new solution to slow the game down, Maurie Plant Meet incoming

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Where's Greg Swann? (Again)
- Reprising an old segment: Dear Dr Turf
- Is Nick Daicos going to leave Collingwood?
- INTERVIEW: Mitch Dyer; Covering the Maurie Plant Event thanks to Tobin Brothers Funerals
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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Nothing is off limits, KB banned from tipping Richmond, the art of the ruckman

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- The ban we're placing on KB for selecting Richmond
- Doc's over the moon with the Demons with 
- Random tangents that make this our longest episode yet
- INTERVIEW: Simon Madden, Essendon legend thanks to Tobin Brothers Funerals
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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KB's fears for Carlton, Opening Round feedback, and how did we end up talking about ventriloquist

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- KB's first tip is correct, how many more will he get right? 
- What caught your eye from Opening Round? 
- Doc's keen to see the Demons on Sunday
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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A summer to remember, guess what rules are on the agenda, misery expected for Carlton in 2026

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- We're back for 2026
- The enjoyable feats over summer that had us glued to the TV
- 7 new rule changes for the AFL in 2026
- Remembering the life of Dennis Cometti & Pat Hyland
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Year
- Gibberish of the Year 
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