The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc

There'll only ever be 1 AFL/VFL Wizard, tone-deaf SCG committee, unpacking Noah Balta's penalty, Doc's frustration with Stawell racing

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Did anyone see the penalty handed to Noah Balta coming?
- There'll only ever be one Wizard in AFL/VFL history
- KB's Take - The SCG committee are tone-deaf
- Where's the AFL media caravan landing this week?
- INTERVIEW: Peter Moody; Australian racing legend & ANZAC historian 
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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KB's Brownlow Medal certainty, Doc fears we're seeing the death of jumps racing & Mr Delusional Dave Culbert

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Doc's not happy with no free-to-air footy on Saturday's! 
- Jumps racing in Australia is on life-support
- KB's Take - A Gold Coast SUN is a Brownlow Medal certainty
- Pressure continues to mount on Simon Goodwin
- INTERVIEW: Dave Culbert; Australian field & track legend! 
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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KB fears for Carlton's future, Turfy's bold racing admission & Steve Williams tells us why Tiger was incredible

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Previewing The Masters
- Doc's name-dropping, the famous people he has had a run-in with
- KB's Take - Fearful Carlton could go into extinction if they lose to West Coast  
- Has The Championships become the best week of racing in Australia?
- INTERVIEW: Steve Williams; Legendary caddy of Tiger Woods
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Peter Hudson's Glenferrie memories, Balta & Fahey both serve 4-match bans, Mansell the AFL's scapegoat

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Memories of footy at Glenferrie Oval
- How is Josh Fahey & Noah Balta both serving the same 4-match ban from the AFL? 
- KB's Take - Oscar Allen needs to relinquish the captaincy at the Eagles  
- Turfy looks at the weekend's racing
- INTERVIEW: Peter Hudson; Hawthorn's legendary goal kicker
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Melbourne's on-field woes, bland racing coverage, Keka celebrates a Kangaroo milestone

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- A frustrated Turfy on the back of the Demons being beaten by North Melbourne
- The latest with Tassie's new stadium
- KB's Take - Losing coaches and players should stop smiling and get off the ground  
- Turfy looks at the weekend's racing
- INTERVIEW: Sam Kekovich; North Melbourne premiership hero + Australia's LAMBassador
- Get something off your chest: Turfy's frustration with the coverage of racing
- Doubling down on our producer moonlighting outside of hours
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Cutting Room Floor: KB's frustration at players who've lost a game, Footy shows feedback & Brad Johnson, the smiling assassin

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
This BONUS EDITION is what's left on the cutting room floor:
- KB can't comprehend players smiling & laughing after a loss
- Feedback to the footy shows on Fox Footy, Channel 7 & Channel 9
- INTERVIEW: Brad Johnson; Western Bulldogs legend
Fresh episodes of The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays.
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Nostradamus Bartlett, Turfy's anger at the All-Star Mile, Brad Johnson celebrates Footscray's 100 years

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Can you believe KB was right last week? 
- The modern-day player is out of touch when they lose a match
- KB's Take - Change the Western Bulldogs back to Footscray permanently  
- Turfy looks at the weekend's racing
- INTERVIEW: Brad Johnson; Western Bulldogs games record holder
- Get something off your chest: Turfy's rage at the All-Star Mile
- Our producer is going rogue outside of hours, putting the brand in jeopardy  
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Tigers to cause the "greatest upset" in AFL history, why Dan Houston needs an apology from the AFL

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Richmond has the chance to cause the greatest upset in the history of the game tonight
- Opening Round takeaways, you could see Fox Footy's scoreboard graphic from the moon
- KB's Take - Does Dan Houston deserve an apology from the AFL? 
- Big weekend of racing in Melbourne & NSW
- INTERVIEW: Keegan Palmer, 2x Olympic gold-medallist 
- The AFL must do away with the illicit drugs policy
- Adam Kingsley has put tagging back in vogue 
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Cutting Room Floor: Leaking skylights, 2km time-trials & heat-maps, bumped off a movie set

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
This BONUS EDITION is what's left on the cutting room floor:
- How KB fixed a troublesome skylight
- Why KB & Turfy were cast out of Michelle Payne's Ride Like A Girl movie by Rachel Griffiths
- INTERVIEW: Andrew Gaze - Has the NBA lost some of its aura? 
- Doc's refusal to give his top 8 for 2025
Fresh episodes of The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays.
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KB's concern about the high injury toll this pre-season, has Team India surpassed The Ashes for hype?

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- The complete wrap of the summer of sport
- KB was rapt to seeing Novak Djokovic boo'd off the court 
- KB's Take - Is there a genuine concern for the high injury toll this pre-season?
- Preview of the Newmarket Handicap & The All-Star Mile on Saturday
- INTERVIEW: Australia's greatest ever basketballer, Andrew Gaze
- 2025 top 8 predictions
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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