Episodes

4 days ago
4 days ago
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
Catch up on:
- A frustrated Turfy on the back of the Demons being beaten by North Melbourne
- The latest with Tassie's new stadium
- KB's Take - Losing coaches and players should stop smiling and get off the ground
- Turfy looks at the weekend's racing
- INTERVIEW: Sam Kekovich; North Melbourne premiership hero + Australia's LAMBassador
- Get something off your chest: Turfy's frustration with the coverage of racing
- Doubling down on our producer moonlighting outside of hours
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Monday Mar 24, 2025
Monday Mar 24, 2025
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
This BONUS EDITION is what's left on the cutting room floor:
- KB can't comprehend players smiling & laughing after a loss
- Feedback to the footy shows on Fox Footy, Channel 7 & Channel 9
- INTERVIEW: Brad Johnson; Western Bulldogs legend
Fresh episodes of The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays.
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Thursday Mar 20, 2025
Thursday Mar 20, 2025
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
Catch up on:
- Can you believe KB was right last week?
- The modern-day player is out of touch when they lose a match
- KB's Take - Change the Western Bulldogs back to Footscray permanently
- Turfy looks at the weekend's racing
- INTERVIEW: Brad Johnson; Western Bulldogs games record holder
- Get something off your chest: Turfy's rage at the All-Star Mile
- Our producer is going rogue outside of hours, putting the brand in jeopardy
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Thursday Mar 13, 2025
Thursday Mar 13, 2025
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
Catch up on:
- Richmond has the chance to cause the greatest upset in the history of the game tonight
- Opening Round takeaways, you could see Fox Footy's scoreboard graphic from the moon
- KB's Take - Does Dan Houston deserve an apology from the AFL?
- Big weekend of racing in Melbourne & NSW
- INTERVIEW: Keegan Palmer, 2x Olympic gold-medallist
- The AFL must do away with the illicit drugs policy
- Adam Kingsley has put tagging back in vogue
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Monday Mar 10, 2025
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
This BONUS EDITION is what's left on the cutting room floor:
- How KB fixed a troublesome skylight
- Why KB & Turfy were cast out of Michelle Payne's Ride Like A Girl movie by Rachel Griffiths
- INTERVIEW: Andrew Gaze - Has the NBA lost some of its aura?
- Doc's refusal to give his top 8 for 2025
Fresh episodes of The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays.
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Thursday Mar 06, 2025
Thursday Mar 06, 2025
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
Catch up on:
- The complete wrap of the summer of sport
- KB was rapt to seeing Novak Djokovic boo'd off the court
- KB's Take - Is there a genuine concern for the high injury toll this pre-season?
- Preview of the Newmarket Handicap & The All-Star Mile on Saturday
- INTERVIEW: Australia's greatest ever basketballer, Andrew Gaze
- 2025 top 8 predictions
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays, plus the cutting room floor bonus bits on a Monday.
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Thursday Nov 21, 2024
Thursday Nov 21, 2024
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
Catch up on:
- Mike Tyson & Jake Paul's fight treated the public like fools
- Sam Lalor will spearhead the Tigers climb back to the top
- KB's disdain for bottled water
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays.
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Friday Nov 15, 2024
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
Catch up on:
- Melbourne the biggest losers from the AFL fixture in 2025
- Richmond on track to win Round 1 by a record margin over Carlton
- Commentary moments that have left us startled or scratching our heads
- INTERVIEW: Carl Hufer; GM of the Dunkeld Races
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays.
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Thursday Nov 07, 2024
Thursday Nov 07, 2024
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
Catch up on:
- Donald Trump is the leader of the free world once again
- Knights Choice stuns the field to win the Melbourne Cup on Tuesday
- KB reckons it's time the AFL moves the Grand Final to a night time setting
- INTERVIEW: Sheila Laxon, Melbourne Cup winning trainer
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays.
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Friday Nov 01, 2024
Friday Nov 01, 2024
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful.
Catch up on:
- Moonee Valley revamp can't afford to lose it's atmospheric element
- Turfy's solution to making the Victorian Derby appealing once-again
- AFL investigating Chris Scott's new role at Morris Finance
- INTERVIEW: Matt Hill; Voice of the Melbourne Cup carnival
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
The Bald and the Beautiful will be released every week on Thursdays.
Powered by BETR, and partnered alongside Country Racing Victoria