The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc

Nothing is off limits, KB banned from tipping Richmond, the art of the ruckman

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- The ban we're placing on KB for selecting Richmond
- Doc's over the moon with the Demons with 
- Random tangents that make this our longest episode yet
- INTERVIEW: Simon Madden, Essendon legend thanks to Tobin Brothers Funerals
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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KB's fears for Carlton, Opening Round feedback, and how did we end up talking about ventriloquist

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- KB's first tip is correct, how many more will he get right? 
- What caught your eye from Opening Round? 
- Doc's keen to see the Demons on Sunday
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Week
- Gibberish of the Week 
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A summer to remember, guess what rules are on the agenda, misery expected for Carlton in 2026

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- We're back for 2026
- The enjoyable feats over summer that had us glued to the TV
- 7 new rule changes for the AFL in 2026
- Remembering the life of Dennis Cometti & Pat Hyland
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Year
- Gibberish of the Year 
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Chaos dominates our final show of 2025: ACDC, Cher, Elvis, The Truth newspaper & Opening Round tips

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- KB's 2026 Opening Round & Round 1 tips
- Reminiscing about The Truth newspaper
- Did Cher have a dalliance with a VFL legend? 
- The best concert you've ever been to 
- What a life Elvis lived
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus of the Year
- Gibberish of the Year 
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McEvoy saves the Cup for Australia, Dad's Army ready to tackle England, another botched Multi

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Why the Melbourne Cup Carnival still trumps Sydney every year
- Assessing the Channel 9 coverage of the Cup
- Brilliant ride & win by Jamie Melham
- Australia has named their Ashes squad
- INTERVIEW: Tony McEvoy; Melbourne Cup winning trainer with Half Yours
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
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Greg Swann's upset KB, Turfy's Cox Plate frustration, Craig Williams ahead of the Flemington Carnival

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Seven rule changes in the AFL, none have impressed KB
- Remember when baseball was America's favourite past-time
- Turfy's disappointment at the coverage of the final Cox Plate
- INTERVIEW: Craig Williams, previews this years Melbourne Cup
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
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Ka-ching rising in NSW for Ka Ying, The Wanganui Wizkid drops by, any hope for the Aussies this summer?

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Ka Ying Rising made The Everest an incredibly special event
- The final Cox Plate before the track is changed forever
- Is there any confidence in the Australian Cricket Team this summer?
- INTERVIEW: Brent Thompson; 4x Cox Plate winning jockey
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
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The Everest > Caulfield Cup Day, Avoiding the Trade Period, Henry Dwyer sets the record straight

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- Doc dispelling the rumours around Ka Ying Rising
- How Sydney's racing carnival is doing its best to trump Melbourne's 
- Pat on the back for Doc who avoided the whole trade period
- INTERVIEW: Henry Dwyer; Trainer of Asfoora 
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
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KB's MEGA-trade that will work, stricter drugs policy in the AFL, not a strong Caulfield Guineas coming

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- It's not the strongest Caulfield Guineas Day coming up
- KB has a simple rule the AFL can implement: Don't do drugs
- The AFL Trade Period rolls on
- Was Nick Daicos stiff to not win the Collingwood best and fairest
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
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All these rule tweaks are just temporary bandaids, Storm on the verge of NRL history, Bill Collins from the archives

Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series of The Bald and the Beautiful. 
Catch up on: 
- KB's frustration with the bounce being scrapped, happy the sub rule is gone
- Recapping the AFL Grand Final
- Preview of the Melbourne Storm in the NRL Grand Final
- Rory McIlroy at the Ryder Cup
- REMEMBER WHEN: Bill Collins with KB & Turf on Sport927 in the 1990's 
- BETR ODDS UPDATE: Matt Campbell
- Goose & Guus
- Gibberish of the Week
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